A cold reception for this one...Reviewed by Craig Edwards, 2008-12-14
Ice Crawlers (2002) Very low budget sci-fi horror film has a large shady corporation sending several bright college students to help out at a fancy high tech state of the art Antarctic oil drilling station thanks to their professor. Unfortunately, the new super drills have reached a little too far down in the search for the black gold, the Texas tea, and soon the station is invaded by coffee table sized trilobites (prehistoric cockroaches). Now it's the humans vs the bugs, and no one may make it back to civilization alive. This one almost makes it thanks to its director, makeup effects whiz John Carl Buechler (director of Friday the 13th Part 7: The New Blood), who coincidentally hired John Carl Buechler's Magical Media Industries to handle the creature effects. Although severely hampered by the low budget, he gets a fair amount of mileage out of the money he had, shooting at a California water treatment plant that stands in well for the oil station and utilizing footage purchased from Universal Studios' The Thing (1982) for his brief snowy exteriors and helicopter shots. The creature effects are decent too, done live with no CGI that I saw, which is to be applauded, though the physical effects have a couple of problems too as the trilobites' supposedly hard shell exoskeleton does reveal its rubbery origins in some of the more strenuous action sequences. The biggest problems, and they are big, lie with the script and the actors. The script is a little too aware it is for a low budget movie, with long stretches of dialogue, dialogue, and then for variety's sake more dialogue between every moment of suspense or action. And all of that incessant talking shows how inadequate the actors playing the college students are, and since they are center stage for the biggest part of the running time, it doesn't matter that the older members of the mostly unknown cast (including Gotz Otto, the henchman from Tomorrow Never Dies) are actually pretty good; in the end the tedium of the bad younger actors mouthing way too much sleep inducing dialogue drops this one pretty far below the minimum entertainment level required for recommendation. Better luck next time, guys!
Uhh.....Reviewed by P. Reynolds, 2005-08-28
Wow, what can I say, I wasn't expecting much when I ordered
it...and I'm glad I did that. The plot is bland
(drilling/explosives in the artic awaken some weird creatures), the
acting sucks, effects (ones not lifted from "THE THING")
suck...
I give the makers an extra star, just for trying something
new...but if you want some sort of ancient killer bug, then use a
Meganula (giant ancient dragon fly), but not Trilobites, they don't
seem very scary... AT ALL. I find it funny that this thing kills
just about everyone because the morons either stop running or
fall...it's dumb...
The creature itself is lame, whatcha expect from a Trilobite with
two tentacles. The "Queen" (Must EVERY bug based movie have one)is
a simple puppet.
If your looking for a good bug monster on a killing spree movie,
then I suggest "SPIDERS" or "MIMIC", but this was painful. Oh, on a
side note, I think the makers want you to have a
seizure...everytime the creature kills we get a bunch of flashes of
scenes from earlier in the film, REALLY gets on your
nerves...
So yea, stay away.
No suspense at all until the very endReviewed by Christopher Hivner, 2005-06-09
This movie would have been better if they had let you see the creature sooner. It takes over an hour before you get a good look at it and by then at least 5 people are already dead. When the insect makes its appearance it's not bad for a low budget movie. This makes the last 15 minutes of the movie exciting. Unfortunately the first hour plus is boring. None of the characters are particularly interesting and neither is all the talk about illegal drilling techniques. At least four people are killed before anyone takes notice, including the doctor who was in charge. Their needed to be more suspense and a better idea of what kind of creature they were dealing with earlier in the movie.
CheesyReviewed by Jeffrey Leach, 2005-01-12
The director of "Ice Crawlers," John Carl Buechler, should be
instantly recognizable to fans of low budget films. He's lensed a
few other slightly recognizable films, including "The Curse of the
Forty-Niner," "Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood," "Watchers
Reborn," and "Troll." O.k., so they aren't classics, but lovers of
cinematic sludge will recognize a few of these titles. His real
claim to fame is special effects, and his body of work in this area
is even more noteworthy. He worked on providing the gluey effects
found in "Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers," "Freddy's Dead:
The Final Nightmare," "A Nightmare on Elm Street 4," Robert
Englund's "Phantom of the Opera," "Bride of Re-Animator," "From
Beyond," "Trancers," and dozens of other B-movie extravaganzas. His
body of work is truly astonishing. Looking at the list, I'm
reminded of a few reviews I wrote slamming several of these films.
Well, I'm about to do so again with "Ice Crawlers." Why? Because
Buechler and company took on a monumental task, namely making a low
budget film that attempts to replicate the success of John
Carpenter's "The Thing" by completely ripping it off. If you're
going to do a knock-off of a horror film, it's probably best to
pick one that isn't a cult favorite.
Seriously, I sort of liked "Ice Crawlers" in spite of itself. Set
in Antarctica (I told you so), Buechler's film chronicles the
adventures of an oil company called Geotech and a batch of baby
faced new employees. A series of scary earthquakes during deep ice
drilling seems to have alarmed the company suits, so they send in a
bunch of young hotshots to figure out what is going on and correct
the problem. I won't bore you with all of these kids' names--mainly
because I don't remember most of them despite having took notes
while watching the film--except to mention Arianna (Karen Nieci)
and Curtis (Allen Lee Haff). These two are, of course, the heroes
of the story who will stand and fight when the horror shows itself.
The rest of the new employees, including a token minority computer
expert, are cannon fodder. Anyway, these kids arrive via helicopter
into a base loaded with paranoia, potential violence, and
conspiracies. The grunts doing the drilling, the most memorable of
whom is a crazy German dude named Nelson (Goetz Otto), don't take
kindly to strangers telling them what to do. There is also a
gorgeous research scientist, Monica Kelsey (Alexandra Kemp), in
charge of...well...something important. Oh, and the presence of an
evil scientist named Ted Jacobson (David Millbern) virtually
requires that some sort of monster arrive on the scene.
It takes awhile to figure out all the specifics, time enough for
Dr. Kemp and a few others to bite the bullet, but we eventually
learn what's going on in Geotech's Antarctic research facility. It
turns out that all this deep drilling brought to the surface a
never before seen species of trilobite, horrible looking beasties
roughly the size of manhole covers. What a find! Unfortunately,
trilobites don't really like human beings if "Ice Crawlers" is any
indication. In fact, they find our presence in their arctic digs
downright offensive, and they soon take appropriate measures to
drive the two-legged bipeds out. It's nothing for these creatures
to pull a full-grown man into a large vat of water, or hide
underneath a bed so they can drag someone across the floor with
their large, bristly tentacles. These monstrously huge trilobites
can even burrow into a human being's body. Needless to say, the
pulling, dragging, and burrowing throw our trapped little
characters into a big tizzy. As the body count rises, it is up to
Arianna and Curtis to save the day. It won't be easy, not in the
least, especially considering what resides in the drill hole down
on the lowest level of the facility. Where are Kurt Russell and
Wilford Brimley when you need them?
"Ice Crawlers" does contain a few fun elements. A male viewer will
quickly learn to lament the rapid passing of Alexandra Kemp's
character. Without her the film seems to lose some of
its...er...proportion. The extraordinarily, stupendously,
magnificently cheap special effects used to create the trilobites
evoke howls of derision rather than groans of terror. These are
some really cheesy looking monsters, folks. Whenever a trilobite
moved across the floor, I kept waiting for the camera to pull back
and reveal a stagehand dragging it along with a piece of string.
What's worse, even an idiot can tell that the denouement involves
the use of miniatures in a small tub of water. Yet it's all sort of
fun in an eye rollingly bad way. I ought to mention here that the
scariest part of the film doesn't involve the trilobites or the
terrified reactions to them. Rather, it's the worker who takes his
shirt off for a shower to reveal the hairiest torso ever captured
on film. How about bringing a lawnmower on set to take of that
problem, eh? I figured he would live because the trilobites would
be too scared to touch him.
The DVD version of "Ice Crawlers" is interesting due to the
presence of a lengthy interview with John Carl Buechler. He talks
about his early life, how he became interested in doing special
effects, how he obtained work in Hollywood, his tenure with Roger
Corman, and his interest in directing films. It's nice to finally
see what he looks like since everyone knows that the real stars of
a horror movie are the guys doing the gory effects behind the
scenes. Other supplements include a commentary track and trailers
for "Firefight," "Demon Slayer," and "Barbarian." Buechler's film
can't compare to "The Thing," but it's not entirely a lost cause
either. "Ice Crawlers" is an adequate if derivative way to pass a
couple of hours.
COOL ENCOUNTERS OF THE BUG KINDReviewed by Michael Butts, 2004-04-11
You have to admit---a monster that is part worm/mosquito and has
tentacles to boot, is an original idea. ICE CRAWLERS sets no new
standards for monster movies, but it's done in such a creepy, let's
go back to the fifties style, that it worked for me. There is some
confusion in the beginning as to what the two "scientists" are
really up to, but we know it's no good. John Carl Buechler (who got
his start on one of the Friday the 13th movies) does an admirable
job in creating atmospheric tension, and draws acceptable
performances from a cast of unknowns. (Unless you saw RODENTZ,
which featured Allen Lee Haff, who plays the cowboy Ernest in this
one). There are some comic relief moments, especially when hunky
Tom tells someone they have more conspiracy theories than an Oliver
Stone movie. Overall, the creature effects are good---the shots are
quick, and even when it's full frontal, it looks pretty menacing.
The ending is appropriate, and of course, leaves the door open for
a sequel.
Entertaining, if derivative.